The Transistor Radio

Biographies

WELCOME TO THE TRANSISTOR RADIO! 

                     MY NAME IS TRISTAN.  MY FRIEND SARAH AND I STARTED “THE TRANSISTOR RADIO” BECAUSE WE WANTED A SITE WHERE WE COULD POST OUR OPINIONS (WHICH ARE OFTENTIMES NOT THE SAME, SO LOOK FOR CREDIT IN THE MAIN TEXT OR THE URL OF EACH POST IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHO THINKS WHAT) AND SHARE VARIOUS THINGS.  THIS AN OPEN FORUM THAT IS LIKE A RADIO WITH MANY STATIONS — A TRANSISTOR RADIO.   ALL RADIOS ARE, BUT WE ARE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS ONE HAPPENS TO BENEFIT FROM THE INCLUSION OF THE IMPLIED DESCRIPTIVE WORD.  WE WILL PROBABLY BE TAKING THIS TRANSISTOR RADIO DOWN OLD MINES AND LISTENING TO AM RADIO ON IT LATE INTO NIGHTS AND NEXT MORNINGS.  WE ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO TAKE IT TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES AND IMAGINARY WORLDS AND ANYWHERE ELSE IF WE WANT TO.  GET READY IF YOU WANNA COME ALONG.

OPEN FORUM RADIO IS LIKE “OPEN FORM RADIO”, ONLY WITH A “U”.

                                                 TRISTAN 

                                                       I’M A PIRATE.

                            SARAH

SARAH LOVES TO WALK AND RUN BAREFOOT.  THEY USED TO CATCH HER AT THE CAFETERIA FOR DOING THAT. THEY USUALLY ASKED, “ARE YOU NOT WEARING SHOES?”  THEY HAD TO ASK BECAUSE SARAH IS A VERY STEALTHY PERSON WHO CAN EASILY HIDE VERY OBVIOUS THINGS RIGHT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO NO EFFORT.  IT IS A WONDER THEY EVER CAME UP WITH THAT QUESTION TO BEGIN WITH, WHAT WITH HER BEING SO STEALTHY AND ALL.

                  SARAH WAS RAISED IN THE JUNGLE BY ANIMALS THAT LIVED IN THE JUNGLE BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, ANIMALS DO NOT DRIVE CARS AND THE COMMUTE IN WOULD BE A LITTLE MUCH EVERY SINGLE DAY.  SO SARAH IS KIND OF LIKE MOWGLI.  AND SHE HAD A FRIEND NAMED BALOO AND ANOTHER FRIEND WHOSE NAME I DON’T REMEMBER.  AH, YES.  BAGHEERA.  I REMEMBER SARAH TALKING AT GREAT LENGTH ABOUT HIM.  AND THERE WAS A LITTLE TINY ELEPHANT WHO WAS LIKE A CABOOSE ELEPHANT THAT THEY PUT ON THE END OF THE ELEPHANT TRAIN.  

SARAH LEARNED A LOT FROM HER COUSIN GEORGE.  

                   NOT A GREAT DEAL, THOUGH.  NOT A GREAT DEAL.

UNLIKE TRISTAN, SARAH IS NOT A PIRATE AND IS IN FACT A LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN.

                                                   MOSTLY.   

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        IN THE FALL OF 2011, SARAH AND TRISTAN FOUNDED THE “WE LOVE LAWRENCE” CLUB.  IT WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED TO BE A COLLECTION OF VIDEO-TAPED INTERVIEWS WITH LAWRENCE AND OTHER FRIENDS, BUT THAT NEVER GOT OFF THE GROUND.  THE DOCTRINE OF THE “WE LOVE LAWRENCE” CLUB IS AS FOLLOWS:

THE DOCTRINE OF THE “WE LOVE LAWRENCE” CLUB

WE LOVE LAWRENCE.

LAWRENCE IS AMAZING.

LAWRENCE DOES NOT HAVE A FACEBOOK.

THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY A TENET.  IT IS JUST NOT FUN.

LAWRENCE AND TRISTAN OFTEN THINK THE SAME THINGS ARE STUPID, WHICH IS NOT A TENET, EITHER, BUT SIMPLY TRUE.

LAWRENCE ENDURES SARAH-AND-TRISTAN-JUST-GOT-LOST-IN-A-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA-CONVERSATION CONVERSATIONS BETTER THAN ANYONE SARAH AND TRISTAN HAVE EVER HAD THAT TYPE OF A CONVERSATION AROUND.  THIS IS NOT A TENET EITHER. 

LAWRENCE IS REALLY SMART, BUT THAT IS NOT A TENET.  THERE IS ANOTHER TENET, THOUGH.

THE FINAL TENET IS THAT WE STILL LOVE LAWRENCE.

THIS IS THE END OF THE “WE LOVE LAWRENCE” CLUB’S DOCTRINE.  IT IS SUBJECT TO REVISIONS AND AMENDMENTS IN THE FUTURE.